I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them
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take me back to the end of time
and let me know if there is more to learn
Darker Sense Of Humor Could Be Early Sign Of Dementia
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Bonobo in Brooklyn was 🔥
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Creative Writing Professor Takes Time To Give Every Student Personalized False Hope
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—In an effort to help his students develop inaccurate perceptions of their talents, University of Virginia creative writing professor Alan Erickson told reporters Monday that he takes the time to provide each and every one of them with personalized false hope. “Every student is different, and even though there may be 30 of them per class, I feel it’s important that I make enough time to sit down with them individually to let them know they have a unique voice worth pursuing,” said Erickson, explaining that he frequently extends his office hours and often stays after class to meet with students one-on-one to ensure they hear individualized, unfounded optimism about their writing and their prospects within the publishing industry.
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Tolmie Peak Lookout, Mount Rainier (Oct. 20, 2015)
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“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”
LOL dark-blueeeee
“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.
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mc1v:
VISA BEFORE LISA
Bank before Frank
more money before your honey
Cash before Ass
Getting paid before getting laid
Bread before head
Benjamins before feelings
This is the best post on tumblr.
check before neck
Direct Deposit before erect in closets
W2 before Boo.
Bucks before fucks
Chips before pussy lips
Dollars before hollas
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